Articles
2007-06-07

The Triangle Of Jackson

Come along with me, into the depths of madness

Just something I’ve got to get off my chest. Every time I think about it, I experience a weird sense of vertigo.

Have you ever noticed that Michael Jackson...

...has the same name as Michael Jackson...

...and also LOOKS a LOT like Peter Jackson?

...AND Michael Jackson looks a lot like computer animation...

...and most Peter Jackson movies look like computer animation because they contain a great deal of it...

...and Peter Jackson looks a lot like Michael Jackson!--

It’s like hall of mirrors. Every time I think about it I wonder if I will be able to escape. Will my mind return to the real world, or just continue to plumb the depths of that, infinite yet, closed dimension of Jackson? Will I ever brew again, or will I become a mental vegetable in some hospital bed?

...If I escape this time, I plan to brew this Sunday.